I feel like Tyra is like that ex who continues to make passive aggressive swipes at you years after the relationship ended and you’re all like “who are you again”?

I mean, to be fair, she talk excellent too.

She’s been worshipped by the American right for decades, and inspires in conservatives the sort of devotion that Beyonce inspires in normal people. Ann Coulter’s enduring popularity is a testament to how correct Gore Vidal was when he said that at any given time, approximately one third of Americans would welcome a…

I do feel sorry for Tyra here, inasmuch as she seems very invested in this and Naomi just... isn’t. She straight up said “it’s not that deep” - you’re right Naomi, but damn.

Is it wrong to want to see this story acted out as a drag musical?

As a diamond PhD, I estimate that ring to be worth between 2 and 5 million laffs.

Yeah, that’s huge!

These Jewelry experts have such widely different values for JLo’s ring I think they might have, could have , mostly probably, maybe ….. Been fooled by the rock that she got.

I don't think he expected to win. 

Totally feasible.

Well why the hell was the song being sung in a church?!  Now people will think there's a connection between organized religion and sexual abuse!!

world-famous model Kendall Jenner

Be best, Melanie.

Please learn more about the “causes” of suicide.

Team Jaguar

“Idiot Exposed Herself to Angry Jaguar, Jaguar Behaves Appropriately.”

Those barriers are there for good reason assholes! It’s dumb enough to cross the barrier, but crossing the barrier and then turning your back on the animal (which further triggers a predator’s instincts) is colossally stupid. People who flout basic common sense to get better selfies deserve to be mauled.

My bad vibe is more from the entire institution of the monarchy, the ridiculous set of rules that the people in the family are meant to live by, and the sheer stupidity of anyone who chooses to be a part of all that.

I continue to be disappointed by the people who do Cohen’s show. He’s a toxic asshole.