Wait...someone described Michael Cohen as a man “with no reason to lie or obfuscate”, and Don Jr. retweeted it? How are these people so fucking bad at this?

I love Meadows responding in the finest tradition of the Lindsay Graham school of melodramatic pearl clutching.

Cummings basically reinforced Meadows’ belief that you can’t be racist if you have a black friend.

My favorite part was her “sorry if you were offended” non-apology.

The Republicans were all shouting “Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain! Look at the giant flaming head!”

Re-enactment of Trump watching AOC’s line of questioning (can also apply to any member of the GOP)

Cool, we get another 250 like her, we might have a functioning legislature.

She was quick, poised and an example to all.

She’s everything that all of these people should be. It was beautiful to watch.

It’s like the Godfather except they’re all Fredo...

That’s awful.  The way insurance and medicine interact in the US is so far beyond broken.  Pretty much every member of my family is constantly fighting with insurance to get medically necessary procedures covered, or trying to convince doctors that “it’s not covered by insurance” isn’t the same thing as “it’s not…

I particularly enjoyed when Fox’s (I think) long-winded convoluted question about the book or movie deal ended, Cohen just leaned into the mic and said, “No.”

With apologies:

The meaningful part of this is that it is sworn testimony under penalty of perjury. That means it counts as evidence in any legal proceedings, and also that if the Republicans want to actually prove he was lying today they can bring him up on perjury charges (maybe via the DOJ?) BUT then they have to prove he is…

the Triple S is pretty heavy on the foot and not all that comfortable to walk in)

That trailer is amateurish and awful, half of those films are amateurish and awful, this article is amateurish and awful, and the AV Club is amateurish and awful.

What if they said “Yes, but you have to call yourself Christopher or Chris. Topher is not a name.”

I always thought Jennifer Esposito was (is) exceptionally beautiful. This is all I really have to add to this dirt bag. 

He’s crushing your head!

“White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders dismissed the reports in a statement to the Journal, saying, Cohen was a “disgraced felon.”