Mel B said she felt “very uncomfortable” for Bradley Cooper’s longtime girlfriend during Cooper and Lady Gaga’s performance of “Shallow” on Sunday.

The academy awards is always a self indulgent masturbatory circle jerk of self-congratulation, where people sit in a single room with the combined wealth of probably half the nation can pander and lecture about equality. Why anyone gives a toss about the Oscar's is always completely beyond me. 

the diamonds keep the outfit high class.

She’s not going to do a southern accent, is she...?

I wish people would read another book

Damn near made coffee come out of my nose with this.

She's only 46 and already has to use a cane. And her kid is only 7. MS is such a cruel disease

Green Book is thoroughly shocked and amused by how well you people dine at Sylvia’s in Harlem.

The takeaway for me—as it has been many times before—is that the whole enterprise of trying to single out the best performance or the best film or the best screenplay is arbitrary and kind of juvenile—it’s akin to something that I think that most of us would hope that we would have otherwise grown out of by high…

I don’t know much about Olivia Colman (apparently she’s far more massive a star in the UK), but that was one of the least pretentious or annoying Oscar speeches ever.

And the acceptance speech for Best Picture, a movie who’s script was written by a bigot, directed by a man who whips his dick out in public, and was based on a dubious account of said bigot’s father of how he was made not racist anymore because he knew a black guy for more than a week, failed to mention Don Shirley at…

The order of the photos should match the order of descriptions because that is how captions have worked since captions were invented. 

I love these posts and I look forward to them so much! I wish that the order of the pictures would match the order of the descriptions in the paragraphs because I am Out Of Touch and I don't always know who everyone is.

In elementary school, my best friend moved away quite suddenly (missionary parents) over the summer and I was devastated. We were very close and neither of us had other friends.

I always lie about my profession to strangers. I’m actually a scientific advisor to policy makers in an extremely politically charged environmental issue, so EVERYONE has an opinion about my work and I generally don’t want to get it into it (especially with people I’m never going to see again, like on a plane). I like…

And my default as a person, is to be unfailingly honest and straightforward. I hate doublespeak and hypocrisy and all that. So even though I can pass off a lie at first, later I revert back to my need to be honest and forget that I was supposed to lie about it.  Maybe it’s because I’m pretty good at spotting lies and…

I couldn’t even manage to pretend to like the people I worked with, let alone carry off any kind of complicated scheme.  Seriously, I work from home now.

I’m not one for elaborate lies, so I’d say my most *successful* lie was when I dropped and broke my Nintendo DS like two weeks after I got it. Naturally, I didn’t pay for any “insurance” so I put it into a box and mailed it to Nintendo with a handwritten note that just said “will not turn on”. Two weeks later, they…

I get you didn’t enjoy Bohemian Rhapsody, which is your prerogative and justified as it is a fundamentally flawed movie, but speaking as a working TV and Film editor and to steal a turn of phrase from you, your critique that the editing is “frenetic and shockingly inept” is itself a shockingly inept criticism. At…

I’m not really sure what’s with all the Bohemian Rhapsody hatred.  I mean, in terms of capturing the look and feel of Freddy Mercury, you can just look at the side-by-sides of the actual Live-Aid and Remi Malek’s performance;  dude legitimately nailed Freddy Mercury from the stage-presence angle.