If life is fair, the Trump Library will consist of a placard above a urinal inside an interstate rest area in Mississippi.

If life is just, then 45's presidential library will be in the penitentiary he, his family and his appointees occupy for the rest of their natural lives.

Peter Tork could get it

Actually, it’s kind of the exact opposite--this shows how very difficult it is to convincingly fake an attack, and how easily the stories of people lying about being assaulted crumble under investigation. Nobody is sincerely equating “believe victims” with “don’t investigate crimes”; that’s a straw man used by rape…

Ashley, I’m so sorry you’ve drawn this beat.

I think you’re missing what’s actually happening here … it’s Thanksgiving dinner, right?

If the allegations are true (and I find myself oddly agnostic, here), this is a terrible thing for someone to do even if only selfishly (to him or herself). One would be opening oneself up to blackmail for the rest of one’s life, to fear that this secret would emerge, to extreme remorse in the future. I have some…

Gervais attacking self-important Hollywood types causes me to chuckle somethin’ fierce.

I will give Ricky Gervais credit for one thing: years before everyone else climbed on the wagon, he was willing to publicly call Johnny Depp out as an overrated blowhard.

If the intent of the original framers of the Constitution still held sway Clarence Thomas would still be livestock.

Clarence Thomas also lied to congress and should be impeached alongside Kavanaugh.

Probably worth noting that the “investigation” into these chucklefucks was hired by their own archdiocese. But then again, the Catholic church does have an excellent track record in self-imposed investigations...

Ann Coulter wrote a whole book about how McCarthy was right.

I had no idea Minneapolis was such a crime scene. I thought the worst you could expect was some wanton hat tossing. 

This right here. Mandy is a perfect example of not forgiving someone (or I don’t get the sense she has) but not being mired in hate and anger either. She’s very empirical about the whole thing, and I admire her for it.

I am not surprised that he is a manbaby estranged from his family. Nope, not the slightest bit surprised. I am very happy Mandy Moore left him.

Fuck him too.

All I have to say is screw all of the people using the word “lynching”. The Jackson family, R. Kelly, Bill Cosby compared their circumstances to a “public lynching” (as opposed to a “private lynching?”) and Roger Stone says “legal lynching”. No, too many people died from actual lynching while all these mofos got or…

And people (and this website) ate that shit up because they’re like a cat with a box that’s really a carrier. Even if they know it’s a trap, they can’t resist the urge to get in that box. And now the Burberry show is getting way more press than it ever would have, and the people who buy that stuff don’t give a shit…

The point at which this all starts to make sense is when the name Riccardo Tisci (BFF of Kanye West), now creative director at Burberry (previously at Givenchy) comes into the story.