Mr Taloolah took me out for a Reuben, then he pulled a ring (not a box, just a ring) out of his Hawaiian shirt pocket and said “So...ya wanna?”

All the single ladies, all the single ladies, all the single ladies, all the single ladies

A stunt like this would have me rethinking my relationship, and not in a “together forever” way.

A ring? A partner?

Just like the moon landing, everyone remembers where they were when this aired, which given the average age here, narrows the list to about nine regulars.

Well, he’ll say he’ll pay their legal bills..

This bears repeating over and over.

Are you? If Baldwin had tweeted vague threats toward the president, he would likely get a friendly visit from the federales. Meanwhile the president has access to millions of violent, armed xenophobes who have shown a willingness to physically harm for him. 

I mean is it really that odd? There are other countries that do the same. Like Russia and North Korea.

The student was later charged with disruption of a school facility

Politicians seem to have weird relationships with television. From Dan Quale attacking Murphy Brown to that one lunatic California legislator who introduced a bill mourning the death of President Bartlett’s secretary.

“because I came here from Cuba, and the day I feel I’m not welcome here anymore, I would find another place to live.”

They better put him on suicide watch if it comes out that he set this up. I’m not trying to be funny or anything like that, but if he staged this, I wouldn’t put it past a person like that to threaten or poorly attempt suicide to gain sympathy. 

Too soon?

I have nothin but love for this entire community. But lets be real here.

There is so much smoke, I can’t even pretend to be able to see if theres a fire below it.

Same. One of my best travel experiences was being allowed to pet a tame cheetah. It chirped and trilled exactly like my pet cats do, and aggressively nuzzled her owner and purred. It was magical.

It’s fortunate I don’t live anywhere with big cats cuz I would absolutely die trying to get a belly rub

I want to scratch that belly of his though...