That's not really my reading if it. I'd summarise it as "it's not how I wrote it but what I did write wouldn't really have fit the context of the show because it occurs in specific circumstances unique to the novels. They didn't ask my opinion on this scene, but it was always intended to be pretty gross, and that's…

I seriously thought that Goop was just a blog that she updated every once in awhile with expensive shit. It was actually a "business" in which someone got almost 1/2 a million bucks a year in salary? WTF?

Wow, her hair as a brunette almost makes up for ruining her iconic redheaded tresses with that awful blond look for so long.

My biggest problem with some of the more vocal atheists these days is the focus on religion being this horrible thing. I am not a fan of religion, but there are plenty of us people who believe in a higher power who aren't members of any church, don't push our beliefs on people and agree with the concept of evolution.…

And it really is very lovely. That said, it's kind of more a day-trip place than a "Spend the whole week with family!" kind of vacation. One can only enjoy purchasing so much sealing wax and ye olde timey horseshoes.

Ummmm... my heart would literally explode out of my chest in happiness. Literally. It would baffle doctors, but it would happen.

SPORTS! Because the sports thing is the thing above all other things in the history of things!

When I was 16, I applied for a hostess job at a local restaurant. Halfway through what I felt was a normal interview, I was told that I was being hired because of my ample chest and that I'd be expected to wear button down shirts (everyone else wore polos) and show cleavage. Obviously, I didn't take the job and I went…

I'm excited and optimistic, and I WILL TELL YOU WHY.

I want to preface this by saying that normally I'm very much a cat person and totally indifferent to small children.

Once, smashed up against a barricade at a concert, some asshole groped by breasts from behind me. He got his toes smashed, a backwards headbutt and an elbow to the gut. He was gone before I even turned around. Fucking prick.

"How were we supposed to know a person sporting the phrase 'DIE TUMOR DIE' had cancer?"

He said something about continuing to discover his wife of 60-something years... and I died a little. I mean, what an incredible thing to say about the person you chose to spend you life with. I admire his work so much. I can't wait to read this book!

I will never in my life forget, Nov 1976, I was in 1st grade and my classroom held an election. I was the only one that voted for Carter. Every single kid in that class voted for Ford. My entire family voted for Ford. I know about as much now as I did then about his presidency but 6 year old me is forever delighted…

One time when I was on my way out of a crowded club, a dude kept trying to grope my line of friends as we passed. I saw him touching my friend right in front of me, and told him to back off. Then he put his hand on me, and I repeated for him to stop. I guess he thought my explicit "no" was funny, because he did it…

Many clubgoing men think that if you go to a club you want to be groped. If you didn't, you would be somewhere else. I've had men try to grab my boob ('are those real?') and I will politely step back and wag a finger the first time they try it but if they come near me again they will get a surrepticious elbow to the…

As far as bouncers go, it depends on the club and if that guy happens to be friends with the bouncer. But I'd say you could at least try.
and if it's bad enough, and you really want to cause a scene if the bouncer does nothing, call the police, if you need to ask for a female officer to be present. it's kind of shitty…

You had me at "Meryl Streep"

Lunchables were actually a treat for me growing up, so I still sometimes eat them every once in a while in an effort to cheer myself up.