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Planet Fitness has too many non-nonsensical fucking rules for me. WTF. Can't I just pay a monthly fee and be able to work out without someone bothering me about my clothes.

From time to time I'll set out clothes for the week, and every time I ditch the plan after a day. Sigh.

I saw a preview for this a couple months ago, and my thoughts are as follows. 1) This looks terrible 2) I will watch it for free on Netflix when it comes out on a day that I need to hide under the covers with some quality bad tv time.

I'm 100% with you. I don't think I could ever forgive my husband if he cheated, and he's told me he feels the same way. I'm not sure I would track his every move, but I would definitely sink into deep grief and depression (and I am generally a happy person). I'm not sure I could ever be intimate with him again,

I am about Chelsea's age. This is what I remember about her years in the WH: The Press was horrible to her. She was the butt of mean jokes, and the word "awkward" was often used to describe her. The current media usually uses words like "sweet" and "pretty" for the Obama girls. Chelsea didn't get that. I remember

Pretty sure that's a cigarette. I know this because I've seen every episode at least 5 times.

Whichever one she is I'm already sick of her. Just give it up, photoshopped hybrid person.

Well of course mine is about peeing. I went to the Southie Boston parade with a friend, because we are both female gingers and I figured we should be with our ilk. All the bars were charging like $20 to get in, so we decided to take turns peeing in an alley. She went first, I was on lookout, and made sure to block the

My roommate woke the rest of us up in the morning to start day drinking by blasting Dropkick Murphy's throughout our apartment. Usually, I would've been pissed, but we were prepared for this day.

My prediction: Weed, Coke, Vodka and Red Wine go to the final four.

There was also an obsession with dunkable snacks which offered no nutrition whatsoever and hooked a generation on cheez and processed sugars for life.

My kids fucking love icy pops. There is one that is caffeinated. Kids, on caffeine and sugar. God help us all.

All I learned from this is that Modern Bride mentioned female orgasms before Playboy did.

I wish that too. But I must admit, adult me is reveling in the big curly hair/minimal makeup heyday we're currently ensconced in. Viva la giant puffy hair!

I see young people like Lorde and wish I could go back in time and convince my teen self to be confident. I'm in my 30s and still working on it.

The same writers who thought: "Yo guys, lets make an entire season based on a 3 day wedding time period."

:/

Just a good reminder not to buy beauty products from a source you can't verify is legitimate. (I see this with makeup all the time - if it's super cheap on Amazon or Ebay, or you see a Pinterest link to a store selling "discount makeup," it is 100% most definitely too good to be true, and you don't want to end up with

Bill Murray winking at me whilst dancing to 'do ya think I'm sexy' would cause me to combust. Favourite song, favourite actor. I bet he knows how to move.

She's like that weird middle school friend in home room who, every time you looked at her during test time, kept you laughing.

You have to come to DC and go to Amsterdam Falafel in Adams Morgan with the DC GT gang. It will change your life.