I thought the actor they chose was a little too pretty to be honest. Kind of distracting...I imagined him more Jared Leto My So Called Life era.

I had intentions of actually setting out my clothes for the rest of the week tonight so I don't waste time doing it every morning. But it's all in the other room. Ahhh so far.

Well, in my mind the relationship is over in that scenario because I know myself and I know that if my partner were to cheat on me I'd just never be able to get over it. I would become a crazy person and want to follow his every move and I don't want to be that person or be in that type of relationship. It works for…

I don't know about "upwards of 90 percent." I'm not opposed to the idea of an open relationship...it's just not for me and I don't want to be with a partner who wants that either. I told my (now) husband when we first became "official" that if he cheats on me once, we're done. There's no discussion. He agreed to those…

Yeah, perhaps I'm responding too much to the headline.

Yeah. I'm all for people just deciding and being up front about not being interested in being with just one person. That's totally cool. I just would never want to date that person (well, I'm married now, so that's no longer an issue). It's no judgement on them, it's just an incompatibility issue.

I feel like monogamy isn't for everyone, but if it's for you, staying faithful isn't particularly difficult. That's not to say those relationships don't have their own, separate problems, just that staying faithful isn't some constant struggle like it is for other relationships/if you don't buy into the idea of…

Their song was my ringtone for years.

I was seriously haunted by that short story in middle school when I first read it.

You know, I really want to try coke. But I'm 29 and never have, so it feels like I missed the boat on that one.

I really wish having big curly hair and wearing not a lot of makeup was popular in the late 90s when I was a teen!

Since Shakira's boyfriend has such high standards for her, I imagine he stays at home every night and doesn't go out partying after a game since he's her property too (using his logic).

Ah there's always that guy who takes up half the rink at a public arena to show off!

I love Kate McKinnon...and I really really want her to reprise her Justin Bieber skit.

I think one is better off finding someone who is ok with not getting texts every day then to set up fake texts. I hhhaaatte talking on the phone, and thank gawd so does my husband. We communicate primarily through AIM. I think how someone communicates says something about the other person. If they need to be sent…

When I tried adopting a cat from a rescue group, they said that my 785-square-foot apartment would be too small for a 12-pound cat. Um, no.

It's definitely the kind of thing I'd tweet in middle school...

Oh Mom. Was that you?

That's good. I'll feel less guilty if others are doing it :P

It's like, if you don't read fantasy books, fine. Don't. But don't make anyone else feel shitty about liking what they like by acting snide.