The first movie is not indicative of the rest of the series, but of course if you really don't feel like reading it then you don't.

It's all a scam to get us to be self conscious about our armpits being dry. As long as it doesn't smell or stain my clothes, it's fine.

I walk by a Popeye's every day after work and daaayum I have such an intense craving for it. Screw the home-made leftovers waiting at home, for some reason I just want fried crap :P

I would think a lot of it has to do with more men working in the tech field, where you truly don't have to be physically in a building to do your job. I work in a tech oriented company, and no one cares if someone has to come in late etc. cause it's all project based. So if you meet your deadlines, your fine.

I don't know if it's 'making fun' so much but it's definitely a weird sort of appropriation without having gone through any of the shitty parts of being a nerd.

It annoys me so much when people make jokes like "Haha she's having a hamburger with a DIET Coke," because, really at this point I've been drinking the stuff since I was 14. It just tastes better to me now. If I'm having a Coke, it's the diet kind...otherwise I'll just have water :/

Cops are always going to get pissed when they talk to you and you don't immediately bow your head to them and start spitting out the "yes, officers." You have to treat interactions with the police like you are dealing with a highly irrational young king Joffery who could send you to the lions if you so much as look em…

I don't have a personal trainer, but I take lots of group classes. Honestly, when they are motivating the group as a whole, I don't get annoyed. But if they come over and try and fix what I'm doing or encourage me to work harder, I wanna punch em in the face at that moment. After I leave, I realize I was being a brat…

I love my Uggs...even before Andre Leon said it was okay. I'm sorry, but leather boots are just not warm enough for me. I'm from Florida and now live in a cold climate, dammit. If I could afford the new leather Uggs with lining they have now, I'd get those just to look slightly more acceptable, but those tend to be…

I don't think most people think of chores as sexxxay....

He's nothing more then a child who wants attention. At least LILO had some there there.

I was extremely fortunate to be working from home the last 3 years on project based work. So no one cared if I went to the gym for two hours as long as I got my deadlines done.

I only watched the first episode...honestly if the show sticks around another season and I hear that it improved then maybe I'll go back to it. He's got to understand people have limited time to plop themselves in front of a tv especially for a show that isn't even very good.

I don't think it's cool to not want to sprain my ankle or have blisters. It's just coo on sense unless you have magic feet

Possible side effects include: Hair growth over entire body. Hunchback. Insatiable appetite for raw meats. Long claws and teeth. Aggression.

He looks so much better without those stupid tinted glasses he used to wear

I don't know a lot of things, but I know the Harry Potter books dammit

Excuse me, Ron Weasley was never friendzoned, by any definition of the word.

At the end of the day, he's the elected official. He took the oath to protect and serve (or whatever the governor's oath is). He was a lawyer. He knew better. If he had any sense, he would've not accepted the golf trips, or the ride in the Ferrari, or the free vacations. Plenty of the blame is on him.

When I was 13 the year Titanic came out, Joan made some comment about Kate Winslet being fat at the Oscars...and I think she made a dig at her curly hair too. Totally scarred me since we have a similar body type.