I only got this far, but I’m not saving this comment for the end because it’s almost time for work.

When I replaced my birth certificate, it definitely required a fee and some travel arrangements that took weeks to set up. There was certainly a financial hurdle. That one’s not a “gimme”.

YES! And request specific tables in a checkerboard pattern so when the racist regular shows up he can stand there baffled until he has an aneurysm.

Thanks for having posted up all the details I couldn’t be bothered to type up once I saw this is 6 months old.

“I wanna kill a terrorist like Obama did!”

That’s what I thought it looked like too, and then the description of going around being violent to earn money seemed to reinforce...

If all the other explanations didn’t quite do it for you, here’s another way to say it: you’re essentially relinquishing 1st down, 2nd down, and 3rd down and kicking the ball back to the opponent (if it misses the uprights).

Trumpists: President Trump and his administration cannot participate in your partisan and unconstitutional inquiry under these circumstances.

this mufugga said “Neck tattoos”

Should you watch it? It’s an opportunity to observe frank discussions of race without encroaching on anybody’s safe space. If you want to learn without being intrusive, the show’s a way to do that. That said, these characters are young, and they’re written as young. Honesty and Truth aren’t always the same thing, but…

That was yesterday’s intel.

Yeah, adults <i>should</i> act like adults.

I love this giant ad trying to sell me land in hurricane country on an article about hurricane refugees. I mean, it'd make sense that "now is the time to buy" but maybe let me finish saving up for my used car first, so I can actually drive TO my new private island... right?

I think you're right. I can't figure out why you find it remarkable. 

The part where the line cook found it “soothing and meditative” sold this game to me. I’ve been yearning for anything else in the world that can get me “the rush of The Rush” and if some videogame can convince me to zen out without the joint damage and scab management of running the line, then all I have to settle is…

I’m really sorry people took advantage of you. They were wrong, and that’s shitty.

If you really dig deep, though, you'll find the lengths to which this guy's gone to bury his bedbug heritage. Was an open secret back in the '40s!

We already got so many kids that we need to move to a bigger house. Right now, we can’t afford to move to a bigger house. Shoot, we can’t even afford the bus fare to go shopping for a bigger house. And this motherfucker thinks having more kids, more mouths to feed, is the practical solution? 

Jay-Z made songs people like. He earned his place in the Top Ten of All-Time Hip Hop Production Assistants.

For someone who’s not underrated at all, Rakim is criminally underrated. He changed the game in such a way that made every great that came before him (okay, not Slick Rick or KRS) sound like 3rd-graders in poetry class. We can't even discuss rap skill without discussing "flow" and he basically popularized the concept.…