I'd prefer a city one, but not angled and just freshly greased, so it keeps rolling him up the blade and tossing him again and again. 

When we played Tips it was always with a basketball. Always. That would explain the damage. 

So (taking the bullshit at her word) she forgets to pay for things she wants, and sometimes forgets entire afternoons. She thinks that makes her qualified to be a Congresswoman? Anybody got a "played yourself" gif handy? 

I was wondering that too.

Press Secretary said “The only way The President’s gonna hang out with you is if you’re kissing his ass." 

there was a lot of satire during the razor race. my favorite included the line "Scientists are now diligently working to discover what number comes after 5." 

sarusa said it simply. this is a machine designed to feed your energy to an arrow. with no arrow around, the bow has to eat all that energy, and that was NOT part of the design. 

Bah. They don't stop anyone from breaking into anything. Sometimes they'll show up many hours after anything can be done, and then a few days later they'll shrug their shoulders. They never help at all; they just complicate things or worse. 

Rooo, I just love your citations and the time you take for formatting. I wish I could hire you for it. Then there’s the incisiveness and everything...

Oh, if only this fear did lead to less “policing,” we’d all be better off. Unfortunately, these bastards instead use it as a reason to commit murders, before their cronies use it as legal justification for said murders. Imagine being that cowardly. 

These two gentlemen are about to plead guilty proud as fuck.

Pretty obvious they were fucking with the photo; they took the patches off his chest too. 

Some pokemon trainer we have here folks, against ruining ecosystems... I bred special moves onto these things and trained up their stats SPECIFICALLY to crush all opposition!

Because that looked like an utter failure to know your audience. I didn’t tell you what to do; I told you how what you’re doing looks. If you’re right and I’m wrong, continue what you’re doing.

There was that mural artist, too. So:

It’s already been a great place to comment, way before you showed up.

The Aviary issued a statement calling the interaction an “unfortunate incident” and explained that “no customer should ever be spit upon. The employee will not be reprimanded, but the Employee Handbook is being updated to reflect our policy of being sure to spit on Trumps before their order has been placed.”

Having sex is a choice like cleaning your ass is a choice. You can abstain, but your comfort and your health will surely suffer. 

So bad. Glad there's time to fix it. 

Rignt? For the child’s sake (I assume infant means “too young to remember things later”) this could have been all swept under the rug, if the mother wanted that route and was instead provided the best counselors Louisiana could muster. But they chose to put both victims into the system and publicize everything, making…