As my British friend would say “It’s focked! It’s all shite!”

This is why I never use the internet.

Shoot, I can barely get through a workshift without September.

I am loving this series so much. Thank you, sir. 

Agreed on both points. My state has some pretty draconian laws complicating protests and I’ve still attended some pretty kickass ones with tons of creativity. Is it that medium-sized cities’ protests aren’t covered on national news, or do we just suck at news coverage of protests in general?

Keep fighting! We need you! Just cause some punk’s cousins jumped in doesn’t make it time to curl up. And now your cousins are here too! I know I’m just cheering from the sidelines, but YOU know the cause is worth fighting for, else you’da never got targeted. Enjoy this day today, because it’s gonna remind you why…

What about ‘em? If it’s your actual birthday that day and you didn’t bring a cake then you have one recourse for celebration: tell Uncle Buck real quiet-like and he’ll decide if one of the rounds they do is gonna have you in on the good liquor. This will only be decided in your favor if you've earned your way up.…

Sorry to say, but you don’t know how to play Spades yet. At best, you have an excellent grasp of the fundamentals.

I don’t know his signature, but it struck me that the second “D” in “did” was even bigger than the first, because (with our armchair diagnosis of narcissism, and the fact that it starts his name) it’s probably his favorite letter to draw. 

Came here to say this. That's just like Bush saying God told him to invade Iraq. Hearing voices is a symptom of psychosis, not a basis for determining public policy. 

Please say word. You think the folks got it like that?

I give Ice-T's taste in pizza a little more credit than that. 

From what I can tell, someone with remarkably impressive legs wears shoes like that. 

but then it'd be black, not a black

“It now seems the General Flynn was under investigation long before was common knowledge. It would have been impossible for me to know this but, if that was the case, and with me being one of two people who would become president, why was I not told so that I could make a change?”
That’s because you can’t even keep…

I mean, the churches do run their own Bible Studies, but the problem with them is they're just so... voluntary. 

He looks like an angry toddler in a suit.

edited: i should have read the whole thread

Nobody in this entire thread placed any restrictions on you. 

I mean, those fingers are pretty short...