$1500? Man, your coworkers got ripped off.

Even before he destroyed his friend’s bike, you could tell he’s an asshole.

I did 145 in my Saab 9-5 once and didn’t get caught because I did it in a rural area with no other cars in sight. Does that make it okay? Not really, but most men attempt something like this at least once in their life.

Also, does nobody want to admit that they did exactly this as a teenager, and they only reason they weren’t caught was pure, dumb luck?

NEW AEROSTAR BETTER NOT BE A JOKE I HAVE EMOTIONS AND DREAMS

Do any of you care about functioning, well-maintained cars?

Canyonlands is absolutely fucking amazing if you get off the beaten path.

Like this, but for doors!

This whole list is invalidated due to Big Bend not being in the top 10

PFT Commenter got less funny when he switched from SB Nation to Barstool. Right? Not just me?

Sure I could, but now that you decided to waste everyone´s time by saying that instead of just telling me what it is, there is no way I´m doing that.

Everything wrong with Torch’s pants in one picture.

Fair, but harsh.

As a fellow beetle driver, best I can tell is that it's often used because stock-purists at places like The Samba insist upon it because it looks stock. That "VW Engineers picked that and they know more than you," ignoring that new, high pressure FI line works fine with a carb and lasts longer. I re-hosed my own bug…

I like the Flex!

Modern cars are too boring to be offensive.

I might have said Infiniti, since all of their cars (in white) look like molars.

You know what I’m interested in? Michael Ballaban’s spirit erupting off the static, text-riddled page of Jalopnik’s editorial format and getting the chance to interact with the personable nuances of a living, breathing, furiously-searching-for-vaporware, politely-questioning Mike Balblablan in the flesh.

I know this isn’t production ready...but this example here wouldn’t meet the exacting standards of a Cabo Mexico fiberglass boat hull repairman.