fuck you.

The oil filter.

Negative, Ghostrider. The GTi wheels that are on it will do fine. It's not a Honda.

The Elizabeth Taylor White Diamonds Edition Nissan Murano Crosscabriolet. There's only one fragrance, and only one car, for you, Janice. The look, the feel, the scent of pure bliss. Put on your lipstick, straighten your pant suit, make sure the coffee pot is off, and put on your lipstick, because today you're not…

Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's ways, For Sweden. Your sad devotion to that ancient platform hasn't helped you conjure up more P71 fleet orders or given you clairvoyance enough to find the rebel who vandalized....*choke*

The ability to destroy a Panther is insignificant next to the power of the Force.

Ignore it for long enough and a great cloud of smoke will billow up and a man will appear - only the man's going to be driving a tow truck.

Sorry to be an old man, but is there an option without the text? I'd love to be able to get the shirt with just the art w/ the Jalopnik logo. (This is a sincere question from a loyal commenter who will buy several without the text, but none with it). Thanks :)

Am I the only one that thinks of this every I hear him say Dodge?

Hawaii's H201 exit 1D to H3 East. If you take this, trust my experience on this, you'd better damned well have meant to. Once committed, you cannot turn around until you get to Kaneohe!

C'mon Graverobber, give us some NPs for a change. NP's are fewer than a meth addict's teeth these days.

Raptor: Call of the Shadows

Why?: It's the swan song of the LucasArts adventure games, and a must play for any Tim Schafer fan who's come on board in the Double Fine era. It's artwork has aged much better than many 3D games, mostly because it had a keen aesthetic sense and relied more on a clever art style. The puzzles had a intuitiveness than…