ah microsoft, you big old slow flatulent confused bear you.

can we not bury him yet? he looked OK at the ipad 2 launch.

hang on - just to be straight - so... the intimation might be that gizmodo, the desperate outpost of an eight limbed, nightmarish, language dissolving SEO gawker machine, is engaged in headless over pumping of headlines with no regard to content in an attempt to slake and sooth the insane ad distorted corporate…

yes, and yes. they refused to ay for 'beautiful day' from U2 - thats what the credits were done to. it worked really well.

"it was incredibly challenging, we really had a goal to push it to the next level, so then we set about slowly burning and dying in a horrible artistic/technical fire of failure, producing a nightmarishly unconvincing homunculus that both unsettled and irritated cinema goers, who could be heard whispering - 'didnt…

ah right - although i swear to god - i am in my special place. this is viking doctor who.

this trailer, this moffat, this doctor - it is the cumulative everliving balls. I really do like this trailer.

matt smith may be in the process of becoming the sheer absolute heavy hanging golden bollocks.

there's savage, there's the eleven dial, there's a line like 'fear me..' and then there is THIS FRIGGING TRAILER.

LET THE CULTURES BE CONJOINED IN AWESOMENESS.

I am in my special place.

VERILY. I TOO HAVE GIBBERED. AN AWFUL AWFUL LOT. THIS APPEARS WELL. MY GROIN IS NOT INCONSIDERABLY TINGLING IN A VERY VERY SPECIAL WAY.

you sir, are mad.

this pleases me.

yes, do please stick on the baubles, i'm just worried that i might be unemployed or a student.

prettty.

bizarro, that would confuse the audience.

Me AM sO HAPPY IT WILL BE BIZARRO. ME WILL NOT RUN OUT OF THE THEATRE IN DISGUST.

It's going to work this. I can feel it in my groin. It's also going to look amazing.

its a dishonest, misleading headline.