swimtwobirds
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like there's this - (for a billion pounds)

after iphone 4, there has to be a way for gizmodo to be an editorially coherent player - you need some boring reviews to take the heat off you. you haven't had them, i went to engadget for them. you are what you are. settle down and just be pithy. its a long game no?

or something - engadget is the dutiful straight take, giz is supposed to be smarter, giz is meant to be private eye [www.private-eye.co.uk] you know?

this is supposed to be a premium thought space for technology. this is what gizmodo is supposed to be.

oh yes - make me pink - that's the thing to do. you frenzied idiotic sods you.

you mentallers! I don't care about the fight night ad. Why can i not stop watching it? why have you stopped reviewing anything? are you about hammers and spiders? whatever they said at the meeting was bullshit! Are you insane? Are you on an ad violence mission? is this hubris? YOU ARE DYING.

Yes! Lets make lists while Rome burns! snazzy - just stop breaking my adblocker.

no wait - is this for real? is this a surrealist trap? how bad is this getting? Ads crawling past the adblocker like zombies, auto write articles? buy tequila people. Casey chan is writing like a man desperate. give that man tequila!

also I'm getting weird russian pop ups in green over the header sections. they look very weird. your site is dying right? i mean - its dying.

the ad got through ad blocker again - well done. I'm heading for tesco for sure for my groceries, well played gizmodo. your content is dead, there is some blamonge of crap over this comment area - this is like being on a poker site. good game, good game.

jesus gizmodo. change it back somehow. the ads are getting through adblocker, I don't want to click on anything, the app reviews used to be my religion. this.. is just horrible.

gizmodo again dutifully reporting on another persons report there. Some fine Huffpost repurposing of other people's content going on here.

gizmodo again dutifully reporting on another persons report there.

I just checked the sidebar - there isn't a single review or analysis of a current or upcoming piece of technology generated by gizmodo. what is this blog? Anything specific to technology, you're like the huffington post - you just regurgitate another sites story.

more like it. nobody has new york post/times style broken down the meeting like this to this point. this is giz no? you're still getting screwed by the uber network design edicts tho. you're taking traffic hits - homogenous design decisions for various audiences are fools gold - this page would work for gawker or the

also the thor thing is i09 right? Libya post is vaguely gawker. Bottom line it doesn't feel like this place represents a staff who care about technology. You feel like you've been swallowed by papa bear? Fight it out Giz!

this isn't getting any better - now we're talking about spiders. Any discussion about nokia? the three way play? the death of domestic 3D tv?

Giz, this isn't good. It's not good at all. Even popular mechanics would call out out a new polymer resin on the handle. What the hell is going on? There's almost no focused tech, half of everything is reposted from engadget, is this a tech blog?

I'm not sure this is a tech site anymore. the fonts sizes are everywhere, I don't know what's going on between left and right of the page, and they haven't had a simple chat about a piece of kit in god knows how long. giz is in serious gawker trouble.

all the international links are messed up too. also I can't copy and paste the header anywhere. there is self immolation going on here.