I wonder how many dudebros will try to sleep with her when she’s a teenager because they’ll just try to add 24?

Piccadilly Square is not amused. Dilly dilly.

Despite my disdain for the false macho dudebros of the Confederacy, I remain gray.

Perhaps Weinstein will soon be “retired.”

Katherine Kaling, Duchess of Malibu

I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine.

I’d let you watch, I would invite you
But the queens we use would not excite you

One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble.

Now it goes to the Imperial Senate until the Emperor dissolves the council permanently and the Regional Governors take direct control over their territories.

Evangelicals burn candles from the Trump gift shop that smell like dread.

If they break $200,000, they get a coupon for a free Grand Slam at Denny’s.

That’s a great photo of the Republican caucus.

Titanic is what they should have named that Amtrak train in Washington State. Sunk on its maiden voyage.

I have a feeling that 2018 is not going to be a good year for the White Hinterland.

Leave Taylor alone! /sob

This movie needs Anna Kendrick and Aubrey Plaza in a sort of Rosenkrantz and Guildenstern role.

“All the Small Things”

Every day is January in Seattle. Until July 4th.

Trust no one...

You can steal a lock of Donald Trump’s hair from any Golden Retriever.