Despite my disdain for the false macho dudebros of the Confederacy, I remain gray.

Perhaps Weinstein will soon be “retired.”

Katherine Kaling, Duchess of Malibu

I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine.

I’d let you watch, I would invite you
But the queens we use would not excite you

One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble.

Now it goes to the Imperial Senate until the Emperor dissolves the council permanently and the Regional Governors take direct control over their territories.

Evangelicals burn candles from the Trump gift shop that smell like dread.

If they break $200,000, they get a coupon for a free Grand Slam at Denny’s.

That’s a great photo of the Republican caucus.

Titanic is what they should have named that Amtrak train in Washington State. Sunk on its maiden voyage.

I have a feeling that 2018 is not going to be a good year for the White Hinterland.

Leave Taylor alone! /sob

This movie needs Anna Kendrick and Aubrey Plaza in a sort of Rosenkrantz and Guildenstern role.

“All the Small Things”

Every day is January in Seattle. Until July 4th.

Trust no one...

You can steal a lock of Donald Trump’s hair from any Golden Retriever.

When the coup actually comes at Fox, it will be orchestrated by Disney.

Trump won’t fire Mueller, so they say,
He’ll live to indict another day,
Is it black or white or shades of grey?
Lesbian, Transgender, Bi or Gay?

Nobody knows, so we’ll watch the fray,
Looking in vain for the lights of ray,
While we sit on tuffets eating curds of whey,
Waiting for Santa on his flying sleigh.