Policy! Who knew?

Kellyanne is a simulacrum made from used makeup remover pads.

That’ll make a delicious Whiskey Sour.

Franklin must resign immediately or whatever moral authority the Democrats have left goes up in flames. It’s a real pity, but it must be done, and now.

The next President of the United States.

My coffee maker was bought for $.50 at the Salvation Army. It consists of a funnel into which I place a filter and some ground coffee, and through which I pour hot water that flows through the coffee and into a cup below. So long as it is brewed in a gravitational field, it will work and the coffee is delicious.

It’s a classic proxy battle between Katy Perry and Taylor Swift. How can you not see this?

Look what you made me do.

Look what you made me do.

Because of the quantum nature of its dots, images displayed on this screen are present in all universes simultaneously.

Because of the quantum nature of its dots, images displayed on this screen are present in all universes…

Someday, the heart of Donald Trump will be pickled and placed into the center of the Orbis Mala, as a booster for its evil power.

We have lots of laws already. Fat lot of good they did for people in that church.

Be careful what you wish for. You might get it.

Do whatever you want with your own car. Guns are not cars. You can’t tell people what to do, especially those who are heavily armed and say “no, not now, not ever.” Try to make them. See what happens.

And just exactly how do you expect to get the guns? The people who have them would be more than happy to shoot you right in the head. Just look at the asshat who occupies the White House.

No, but pushing the button on a guaranteed explosion is crazy.

Not a gun nut, cock head. Just a realist. You’re the one who is crazy.

If you want violent revolution and a guaranteed bloodbath the size of which you cannot comprehend, try implementing gun control.

They look like a couple of nice kids going to a Taylor Swift concert.

It was Charlie Sheen in the Drawing Room with the Candlestick.