So, I guess Ellen will be running the network?

Hey, I've seen that cat in the picture before, at the Toronto premier of Scott Pilgrim vs. The World!

At least it wasn't nuclear.

This cat is both alive and dead at the same time.

@Sir Gibler: Windows Phone 7 is Windows CE 6 under the hood.

My favorite cat of all time.

Here you go. I leave it to you to decide which of these is the Odonnell and which is the fantasy.

Where I worked in the 90's, we did a web logo for Reed-Elsevier that looked terrific if you were sitting right at the computer, but if you moved 10 feet away, it clearly looked like it said "Greed-Elsevier."

Plaza - 2012 - "She'll put a spell on Afghanistan"

@Enginseer: You were "reddish" because you were an unapproved commenter, but I have promoted you and you will no longer be reddish.

Fräulein Plaza der geheimen Apfelpolizei bereitet sich für Kontrolle vor.

@Moretta: Exactly. I do not find these photos tasteful or flattering to her at all. They're cheap.

@AcadianDriftwood: It Aubrey Plaza, with the face that launched 10,000 ships.

Joan Collins is just pissed because this is now the world's most beautiful woman.

It's the only nail polish Justin uses.

@kitomycar: It's ok with me.

@mrdlister: This is because you care terribly whether or not she takes it as a personal attack whereas a son would say to her, "yes, indeed, it is a personal attack, leave me the fuck alone." And mean it.

The more critical mothers are of their sons, the more willing the sons become to completely abandon them. Daughters, not so much.

For priests who abuse children, we now have Sister Aubrey.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go lotion up, stick my enhancers in, drop a pair of tickets into my bra and cook some sexy, sexy sauce. And then smother my boyfriend with a boob massage while he tries to a. read his book and b. call for help. We've come a long way, baby.