You'll always have Liz Lemon.

Wait till they find out Toonces is their cab driver.

@ameliabearhart: This is really fun.

@quatrevingtquatre: Aubrey Plaza!

It doesn't matter whether or not she wins reelection. Come next January, she will be turned into a pillar of salt.

If it floats or it flies or can tell you a lie,

Witches come in many forms.

If you want to pick up a quick date, just be a guy who likes cats and who's not gay because it's easy pickings at any Cat Show.

@nonskanse: PMs in Windows are all secretaries. It's an org run by and for devs. ;-)

Wow, this is great news! Now I can go back to working at Microsoft in the Core Operating Systems Division just knowing that any day now hordes of smart and attractive women developers will be joining the company.

Yes, because real leaders cry in the shower for 20 minutes over hurtful words.

@BabyJane: Thanks, I'd never heard of #blogroll before now.

Photoshop is fun! Just ask Aubrey Plaza!

@ennaenirehtac: Why can't you just enjoy my comment for what it was, and not try to apply some bogus "law" to explain it.

This is a bit of over-analysis. I prefer to listen to pretty girls singing pretty songs without trying to fit it all into some particular view of modern life.

@Edie Spencer: Thanks. I wish it were that easy to get a date with Aubrey Plaza. Hard to do when you don't even know her.

See how easy? I did this in 1/2 hour.

Oh, image making isn't all that difficult.

@brendahamLincoln: From your keyboard straight to Aubrey Plaza. I think she's amazing and I want her to have my children.

@IWantYourSass: You can always see more at [plazabreakfastcocktail.tumblr.com]