Pretty big talk, Gawker, for a website that won't even show a photo of two Aubrey Plaza's kissing.

Well, I would agree that you are common, even vastly more common than most. Why, one would probably have go to a bowling alley to meet someone of your caliber.

Many people have more than one computer, some of which may run several different types of operating systems. You are not the universe.

Want a browser that works on everything? Try almost any other browser: Chrome, Opera, Safari, Firefox, or whatever.

Internet Explorer, you're a fine browser, but this is why you fail.

Not on Windows Phone 7, you can't. All of native code is excluded. Managed code only.

When Microsoft locked out C++ developers from their WP7 platform, that was the death knell right there. Ditto with hiding OpenGL/ES behind XNA. The platform lockdown of WP7 just destroyed their developer ecosystem.

Cheese biscuits!

Doesn't everyone love boobies?

I once took my mom's nail polish and painted my brother's nails as he slept. The look of horror on his face when he discovered this was worth every bit of the punishment I received for it.

This article took 65% as much time to read as other Jezebel articles.

Future Chairwoman of the Republican National Committee.

Anne would look cute in almost anything.

For $150,000, I'll construct an International Nuclear and Radiological Event scale that goes to 11.

I'm looking forward to the Hogarth Press retrospective on the life and times of Ron Swanson.

Anne Hathaway looks great in glasses or anything else, but she's no Aubrey Plaza.

President Obama is going to appoint her to the FCC.

I hear the beaches are really quite nice in Soviet Carolina.

The Oscars were long and boring because they are intrinsically long and boring. Miss Hathaway had little or no effect on their length or ability to induce sleep, except to the extent that she is amazing and adorable.

Needs more Aubrey Plaza.