@goodgirlrevolution: No, I'm the guy who doesn't know Aubrey Plaza, has no way of getting hold of Aubrey Plaza, but really wants to date her so I made this site full of badly-made pictures hoping to bring her out of the woodwork.

"Mary Katherine Gallagher! You had better get a longer skirt, or else."

You forgot Aubrey Plaza.

"I have a dream."

Aubrey the Vampire Slayer

@The Conductor: You can see more at [plazabreakfastcocktail.tumblr.com]

Oh, I don't know about that.

This was really interesting. Would you like to go out for a drink?

There's even a magazine now:

The toothpicks are made from the bones of Jimmy Hoffa.

@Tchotchke: Just one of the many fine images at [plazabreakfastcocktail.tumblr.com]

@AthertonMerriweather: It's the September issue, so it should be on the newsstand soon.

Well, in fairness, it's the men who are doing the grading. Drink up!

This was a good article. I'll bet you're cute.

@skahammer: Dayton was totally worth it, though.

This is the only Daphne that matters to me.

@DonnaPirana: Exactly.

It's not really appropriate in polite casual conversation, but is a useful word in certain contexts.

Another bad breakup.