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@x23: Indeed.

Was there a salty SeaHag living in the cave? That might have helped.

Hey, thanks for those delicious cookies!

No 1080p? Total fail. My 3 year old XBox 360 can handle this just fine.

Here's one way to get your gender-neutral look and get paid for it.

I miss Kath and Kim.

@TryScience: Nothing wrong with that. I'm a smart geek.

Sendhil Ramamurthy had a really awesome role as Mohinder Suresh in Heroes.

@leytpr4: I guess it works then.

Maybe.

It's good the President is staying busy.

This will really give them the vapors out in Utah.

My personal rule of thumb is when a female person is able to rent a car then she is a woman and thus becomes an eligible receiver, so to speak. Until then, in my mind, she is a girl.

So, is this stalking or really just a homage to a great breakfast?

The discussions are going on right now!

I don't have a cat, but your cat loves me. I can't explain it. It is as if I were their King.

@Nitemancometh: I had to explain this very carefully to my ex-girlfriend Kimberly who was an aviation mechanic in the Coast Guard. Tears were her secret weapon.

I guess he's gotta keep busy.

I farted while reading this article. Who loves ya, baby?