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He's going on to a new career in the nuclear industry.

@Natey: The More You Know!

@Bengal34: Yes, well, with this comparison:

@the9thdude: It's not free to submit an app to the marketplace.

@sybann: Cpl. Berry, the squad, and most importantly the kitten, could care less. Leftovers!

After the award ceremony, Cpl. Berry treated his entire squad to a Bloomin' Onion and a big juicy rare steak at the Outback Restaurant.

If Microsoft wants to jump-start their appstore even more, they will eliminate the fees for all developers.

@LeRollingStoner: I love her in a different way, presumably, but yes.

@Clytemnestra17: Because your comment was properly spelled, I have promoted you.

Man, people are always dragging out the baby pictures.

This is exactly how I feel after dreaming about Aubrey Plaza.

This was awesome! Who thought Little J had it in her?

He and Ellen Page apparently share the same wardrobe.

For a Confident, Masculine, Intelligent, Cool, and Classic look, Glenlivet Nadurra is my choice, with The Macallan coming in a strong second.

Aye carumba!

@texaseditor: I guess it's a good thing we're not dating then.

I might ask a girl to wear a dress, paint her nails, or shop at Victoria's Secret every now and then, but God forbid I would ask her to get a tattoo or have surgery.