The worst cover.

Let them labor under their misinformation. That way, if they ever find out who really wrote it, you can laugh at their cries of, "Why didn't anyone tell me?"

Besides, the word should really be Rubensesque.

That's brilliant!

Love it. Can we make this a class action suit?

oh god do it

my fiancée has always been a big fan of Paul Rudd since his Clueless days, so she loves to think of the resemblance*

I'll choose to focus on the second story in Dirtbag and wait til I've had more coffee to tackle the first one.

So I watched this show for the first time, and I gad to turn it off when the blonde lady (agent/producer?) had to take a phone call ans starts screaming. It was SO BAD. And maybe I'm just projecting, but I swear when the girls were delivering their (painfully unfunny) lines, they had this look in their eyes, like,…

Meanwhile, missing you...

Team cat Headquarters here,

you can use them as whiting (an ingredient in gesso) if you grind them finely.

God I need to go to DreamHack before it fades away, looks so much fun :(

At the same time, there are so manypredators in the BDSM community who use exactly that reputation and focus on consent in their favour. "How could it be assault, don't I always talk about how important consent is?" And there are a whole lot of people who know the whispers but don't want to be on the outs so they…

Also, fuck this guy for trying to claim this as BDSM. BDSM is all about consent and comfort of your partner. You never punch someone in the face as soon as they walk in the door without prior consent or discussion (I am not saying this as a joke). I'm so sick of people claiming unwanted violence as sexual kink. …

I'm still in the grays and I find it patently unfair.

Goddammit, I had a nasty cold the other day and Obama didn't hug me.

men who would like to talk about that one time someone was mean to them on the internet, you can bring it right here. no need to clutter up the comment section.

I had no idea Madeleine Albright said that to Conan. You would think Twitter would have let me know something like that.

An expanded and, based on the rantings of relatives I'm family bound to be Facebook friends with, slightly more accurate version: