At the very least, this is better than giving the award to Barack Obama in the hopes that he will one day deserve it.

For the record: I am embedded in Pokemon, Smash Bros., Fallout and Dota. So, if you have cool stories of things players are doing interesting things in these franchises, don't hesitate to email me (patricia at kotaku dot com).

Tragically enough yes.

Mark, I find it delightful that you run both the Squee! stories and the brain bleach-worthy sex stuff. The breadth of your authorial expertise is pretty impressive.

#notalldudes

Local Chicago woman likes to scowl at all times, gives zero fucks if you find her unapproachable.

i hate to have to correct you here but it turns out the susan g komen foundation for capitulation to the patriarchy doesn't actually try to cure or even treat breast cancer. they just want you to be aware of it. they're like that guy in the godzilla movies who points at godzilla and screams, 'GODZILLA!' thanks, dude.…

Yup. And somehow the need for all that communication ahead of time hasn't stopped people who are into BDSM from having sex. It's almost like it's a strong drive that people will do lots of things to satisfy.

So basically what we're saying is... Ayn Rand was totally baked.

Atlas Dregged.

The Bluntainhead. The Bluntinhand.

You can't swing a cat on the internet without nailing a dozen people going on and on endlessly about how drunk they are or how much they've drank in the past 24 hours or what craft beers they have.

Stiletto stoners... Get high and read Ayn Rand?

FUCK YEAH I'M CLASSY AS SHIT YEAH!!!

This week is Waffle Week in my house. On Monday, I made Waffle Pizzas for dinner. Last night, it was green chile cornbread waffles with soup. Tonight, I am making Falafel Waffles. I never knew the endless possibilities of my waffle iron!

I'm sorry, but this is fucking awful—equal parts judgmental and condescending, with a healthy dose of know-it-all-ness thrown in for good measure. I hate when people put their ridiculous shit on everyone else and then use limited anecdotal evidence from their own lives to support it.

That's such a dad move

Eep!