It seems like we're splitting heirs here until the actual birth occurs.

Ho ho ho indeed.

The Union of Imagineers broke their strike today as Disney relented and agreed to put Joe "Crazy" Biden's animatronic behind a steel and glass cage in the lesser known Magic Kingdom exhibit The Hall of Vice Presidents following 3 workers being injured after he was activated for the first time during internal testing.

The real question is: How much butts are there in the movie? If it's any less than "All the" then it's a failure in my eyes.

It's because the weird crimes in south florida are overshadowed by completely batshit insane crimes that occur in and around Miami so they don't make anything more than the middle page metro rails so they don't make it to national news.

I am aGhASt at this fellow's bathroom behavior. One has to wonder how his toilet training went down (the hole).

This blog continually reminds me how happy I am that I got married at a car dealership (the "justice of the peace" office was in a strip office block on the car dealership's property) with 2 witnesses and ate dinner with no more than 9 other people afterwards.

City of Heroes had the best loot system. (later on in its life)

I believe the Eve of Pandora refers to the tiny moment before she opens her mouth. You can not comprehend what may or may not be released every time that happens.

I know the cross-section of Jez readers and Dark Souls players may be a bit small but I can only think of this from that hat:

This is absolutely brilliant.

Everytime I see macaron I either start wanting macaronI (with so much cheese) or macarOOns. Macaroons are awesome. Coconut forever. Opening a canister of macaroons is like having a coconut break your nose with deliciousness.

Can we start just saying "Family Feud" in proxy for white male privilege?

Why do other countries even want Family Feud? Of all of the pieces of culture to import from the US you take one of the most banal game show formats ever invented?

Yeah, this is some insane madness bs here.

I've been racking my brain trying to come up with a better alternate tittle for this article but my thought process has gone tits up.

It's like bra burning except you burn the entirety of what you're wearing and then roll in paint cause.. liberation?

My friend makes a "green chicken" that is marriage worthy for sure. Some sort of basil something that he wont tell me the recipe for. It is brilliant. I would marry someone for that chicken for sure.

I wish I had a video of it honestly. I'm not sure the cat even knew what happened other than suddenly becoming very wet. She lived 3 years past the event to 20 so it clearly had no effect on her life.

I agree entirely.