Isn't even the US Congress more diverse than the Academy?

I love him too. He's such a muffin. A muffin with so much attitude. I wonder where it came from, seeing as how Kate and William are pretty much super bland people.

You know what else is German?

Say what you will, but I thought this guy gave an excellent performance in Red Dragon.

I'm not even a tad bit surprised. Have you read comments by boys on the Internet? I'm thinking this describes most young guys now. They join the MRA when women think this is weird.

I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS AND AM SQUEEING UNCONTROLLABLY BECAUSE SOMEHOW IT'S MORE ADORABLE THAT HE GETS ACTUAL STUFF HE CAN USE THAN LIKE 'OH HI SMALL CHILD YOU KNOW WHAT'S PERFECT FOR YOU? A RUBY-ENCRUSTED SWORD'.

First of all, the complaint never comes right out and says, "Plaintiff was denied an implicitly promised orgasm."

It's hard to get up on a surfboard when your cheeks weigh 16 pounds a piece.

Please.

Where can I purchase this wombat

Now I know what to do with all the taxidermied animals I'm going to inherit from my in-laws some day. I can't wait to see what my sister does when she opens up a bobcat immortalized mid-snarl!

Goddamn, is your baby the heir to the throne or something?

That's 90 bucks with 40% off

Goddamn. Do you ever get depressed when you think about all the stuff he could have done if obstructionist fuckwraiths weren't in the House and Senate?

Better than nothing, but still pretty bad. I'm currently on my second 52 week payed maternity leave. You deserve better my American sisters!

When reached for comment, John Boehner had this to say:

You can virtually say anything at customs other than the word "tourism." Both "research" and "education" cover a lot of ground.

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