If she ever goes missing, we should look for her in every old ladies' candy dish first.

I just... ya'll I dig him. But this is

The TV Tropes page on this mass murderer is totally worth it for the wonderful tongue-in-cheek tone:

Yes, the episodes where they moved her to New York City were kind of depressing. She had that sad apartment. I didn't care for it.

There are obviously some pretty epic aliases on Jez, but one of my absolute favorites is JurassicaFletcher.

Oh god. No. Yes.

If you like Murder, She Wrote please give Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries a look. It is AWESOME.

I'm almost hesitant to tell you a lot of the Matlock episodes are on YouTube.

I'm in love with this because I've been binge watching MSW every day since Christmas. If they ever add Diagnosis Murder or Matlock on Netflix I'll never get anything done.

I maintain JB Fletcher is actually the greatest serial killer in history, who operated for over a decade and got hundreds of people to take the fall during her murder spree.

This is a mean comment. You are a mean commenter.

It's 73° in Miami right now—but there's a little wind, so I took a whole five minutes this morning to figure out whether I should wear a sweater to work today, or whether I could just throw on my blazer. #TheStruggleIsReal

my hs roomate and i constantly reenacted this gif

omg. omg omg

This little guy knows what Ja Rule is talking about.

Fuck that.

This fucking face omg.

Madonna, NO. DOWN. Go to your crate.