+10 internets

I think a 30 year old getting an allowance from their parents takes them pretty much out of my "sexy" column.

I would like to objectify a lemon cake right now.

I'm not great at the Internet all the time. Like 80/20

You are.

I feel like I should see this. I feel like if I see it it will not make sense, because I already bought the other seasons and have S4 on the way. I feel like my local IMAX has great nacho cheese. I feel like I can make better.

Them some weird looking boobies

The head splattering scene is going to brutal in IMAX...

i know fonda has had all sorts of work done, but she looks great. holy hellz. she is 77 years old!!! is she bathing in tubs of virgin blood every night?

I miss my stirrup pants and leg warmers...I was so glamorous back in the day.

Ugh these two are so freaking adorable.

Okay, one of you must have a daughter/niece and be willing to ship internationally...

WHAT? Whaaat?

I used to eat my house rabbit's yogurt drops. They were dee-licious.

"Sign me right the fuck up. Not only are oatmeal-raisin cookies delicious while lulling you into a false comfort that you're eating something healthy (haters to the left), but yogurt chunks make anything better. I am ashamed to admit that when I had a hamster, I would sometimes eat her yogurt chunks because they were…

No chunk should ever be Greek yoghurt flavoured. This will result in either yoghurt-anguish or chunk-dismay.

One of the new so-called flavors has raisins in it, which means it may as well not exist at all. Rah-Rah Raisins can go straight to hell with their nasty mouse poop/dried grape bits.

I am entirely comfortable with a mutual trolling relationship.