Unfortunately, there seems to be a lot of women who disagree with you. I've read many times now (here and elsewhere) words to the effect of "my being outside isn't an invitation for you to critique my appearance." I've read and heard things like that much more frequently than things like "I love it when strange men…

I was a pretty big idiot when I was younger, but even I knew not to tell women to smile. Why? Because people do it to guys too. It's annoying as fuck.

I'd rather they prank specialized and self-proclaimed "experts" who sell their knowledge/opinions than ordinary art appreciators. Like that big Vodka blind taste-test a few years back with experts from all over and every sort of Vodka to the cheapest thing available (the cheapest one was the winner).

I was never able to find the women that didn't want them (and stuck to it).

I wish I could've met one of these women that doesn't want (and doesn't already have) babies. They're all over the internet now, but they seem to have stayed well-hidden IRL. I have yet to know a lady friend who said they don't want babies, and then actually went on to not have babies. Yes, I know they exist, and…

Lots of men did it in the past and lots of men do it now, so it must be okay. Logic at its finest...

Given all the love it's getting here, I guess it's time I finally watch the Winona version. I had no idea people liked it so much. I was a huge Winona fan, but somehow never got around to that one.

I never really understood applying the March Madness seeding/bracket thing to lists of other things. In sports, a team can only play one game at a time, so it's sort of necessary (this statement represents my upper limit of sports knowledge, btw). With a list, you can just rate everything with a number, all at once,…

Hmm, I always found it to be quite nice... maybe it depends on who you're falling in love with...

Various online calculators (which of course cannot be wrong) show my BMI at 6ft 175lbs as lower than 80% of the men of my height and age, but they also show my BMI number as very nearly "overweight." I think I'll focus on the first one... lol

People have been selling "haunted" items on Ebay for a long time (anyone remember "ghost in a jar"). It's clever schtick. If you're clever and lucky enough, you can get a movie deal out of it (see "The Possession").

I think I already became that person a long time ago (perhaps men fall into it earlier). However, I never feared nor do I regret it. I pretty much only wear jeans, Chucks, and long sleeve button down/up shirts, either solid or plaid. Super comfortable, inexpensive, easy, boring. Been doing it for decades and will…

It pays to know what movies are coming up! I'm looking forward to that movie and would've easily spotted it as marketing. I kinda doubt most most guys (and probably a lot of women as well) even look at the profiles. They just swipe their way through the pictures.

Totally agree here, but from the male side. I meet maybe one single, straight woman a year that is a possibility. There are a handful of others I meet that I might consider if they were available.

I prefer to disappoint one woman at a time.

Lol, you mean that Hooter's-style restaurant chain called Twin Peaks? Nah, I was referring to the Red Room from the TV series.

My red curtains are sorta Twin Peaksy. Which I'm okay with.

Great! I just ordered red glasses today.

I enjoyed it. Kinda wish Xanthippe looked more like the 15-year-old she's supposed to be than the 21-year-old she obviously is. It'd be funnier.

I'm racking my brain but coming up with nothing. I think it's called being boring. :)