Ah, wedding costs. The one worry in life that I'm completely confident I'll never have to be concerned about. A woman would have to be an idiot to marry me, and I just can't bring myself to fall in love with an idiot. :D

It's just a sort of sense of near-invisibility, and the way (as someone already said) that it seems whatever you have to say is ignored or dismissed, as well as the lack of much of anything in pop culture targeting your mentality, since you've left behind the precious 18-49 demographic. The things that are aimed at…

The one aspect of aging (damn, I'm old) that I hadn't anticipated was how irrelevant one seems to become to the culture in general.

In a just world, 2012's It's Such a Beautiful Day would probably be the highest-grossing animated film ever.

I don't know why anyone would want to try more than once. One time is my limit for rejection. After that you're (usually) just making an idiot out of yourself. I've found that only going for women who show very strong and overt interest makes for a huge savings in time, money, and especially emotional wear-and-tear.…

The idea that men are messy and women are neat hasn't held true in my real life (note: that's just my experience - clearly it doesn't apply - at least not in media. I may exist in some sort of parallel reality). I've known far more women with messy or dirty apartments/homes than men. So I don't really get that.

Aw, he's making it all about him. Jerk.

Brings to mind the 2001 video with Robert Downey Junior Lip-syncing Elton John's I Want Love. I always found the expression on Downey's face to be really funny for some reason. I wonder who did this concept first?

The common theme running through all of these comments? Being direct works well with men. Remember this the next time you're annoyed that he's not getting what you think are your blatant "signals."

"I'm guessing that if anyone is buying a Kazam Tornado off this commercial alone it's someone interested in meeting the woman in the video and not the woman herself."

I've read on the internet so much that women lie about orgasming that I just can't ever believe that anyone I've been with has had one with me. Even when it seems like there's no possible way they could be faking.

I wonder if there will be a scene of the parents smoking pot like there was in the '82 version?Something tells me no...

The whole not taking no for an answer and them getting abusive thing is just baffling to me. I'm the opposite - I need overt expressions of interest to proceed. I figure it saves everyone a lot of time, not to mention unnecessary emotional wear-and-tear.

I'd love to post tons of selfies - I'm certainly self-centered enough - but it's just not practical since I have to take about 200 pictures before I get one that doesn't look hideous to me...

Just for one day I'd like to experience this reality in which women clean up after me, make me dinner, do my laundry, and so forth. I'm sure it's quite real- everyone says so - it's just not the same universe I inhabit. I've always done everything for myself. To me, this is normal.

"I won't spoil it here..."

Just check out the methodology of the various studies and it's pretty clear why some ore underestimating when others are overestimating. The truth is, as usual, most likely somewhere in the middle.

Every few years a female journalist will go "undercover" dressed as a male with special makeup and so on. They always say the same thing - they're startled by how invisible they become. Nobody looks, nobody cares. It's like you're not even there.

Shouldn't the ex be, at the barest minimum, refunding half of the half he can't get back?

I like the haircut and the name, but calling that first movie an "underwhelmer" is dead accurate.