I’m confused... I see wheels on that thing. How is that a “hover”board?

“Yakety Sex”

This tells me you aren’t really a Duke fan. If you were really a Duke fan, the only answer to “Most infuriating player” is Austin Rivers. Grayson drives to the rim too much, but Austin did it much more often, and less efficiently.

Looks to me like it gave you a Trophy, not an Achievement.

It wasn’t even the worst in-state rivalry loss:

1000X this.

Soooo, having an asshole teammate and then fucking with them is now news?

How does the Google one compare to the ASUS Dark Knight RT-N66U?

How does the Google one compare to the ASUS Dark Knight RT-N66U?

Someone was picked last in gym class...

Can we get just ONE boxing movie that doesn’t have someone sitting in the crowd (girlfriend/father/mentor/etc) having a conversation with the main character who is in the corner between rounds, as they lock eyes during a stressful moment?

His fame is interesting. He isn’t.

I was going to say “immersive”.

Now all I want in life is a Sprite can to tell me “I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.”

Dwight Howard seems like one of those guys who puts the word “Comedy” in their twitter handle to make sure people know they’re funny.

PSA: DO NOT buy the little bags of Kit-Kat unwrapped minis. They’ll be eaten in one sitting, and cause temporary and permanent self esteem issues.

Kirkland-Angulo is easily a Top 3 fight I’ve ever watched, and I admittedly got excited when Kirkland starting coming back tonight in Round 2. But Round 3, I so badly wanted this thing over for James’ sake. Brutal, brutal fight.

Can we start talking about Gennady Golovkin now in the public space now?

“And not get punched into the next dimension.”

To be fair, the Deadspin commentariat do the same thing over low-hanging jokes from a headline.

Umm, Tina, you should talk to Kirk...