Second half was good. The third eighth was solid too. But my favorite had to be the nineteenth thirty-second.

Disappointing? I can see that. But WORST game you ever bought? That's surprising. It's not like the game was broken or anything.

NCAA Final Four 2001 (PS2)

After weeks of hype surrounding 15-year-old Yulia Lipnitskaya's gold medal Sochi prospects

WE MADE YOU!!! WEEEE MAAAADE YOUUUUU!!!

"Sorry my game is off tonight, coach. I'm still mad that Cousins beat me in that spelling bee last night."

Based on the production cycles and everything shown so far, Stick of Truth. Thief seems to be one of those new IPs that it would be good to wait and see on. It could be great, but without a lot of info yet, I'd wait on it.

Ugh.... now I'm back to the "Do I buy both versions" debate. Waiting until May for the Show?? First world problems, but that's going to be tough.

Attention next crazy Russian dudes who climb tall stuff: PLEASE DON'T USE FISHEYE LENSES! The bending of the scaffolding as they were climbing was so disorienting.

When I played Walking Dead on PS3, I played through making the choices I would have actually made. When it was re-released on Vita and I played through, I tried to make Lee as big a dick as I could, and that only lasted about 30 minutes before I kept trying to save people and keep people happy.

Never mind that the medal would dangle so low from your neck that it would probably smash into your partner's face with each successive thrust.

Having never seen the phrase "semen as an accessory" before, I have so, so many questions. But I'm sure all of them have to do with pearl necklaces.

So it's a crappier version of Jetpack Joyride?

This is really going to affect the amount of porn I watch in the background while playing video games...

I'm happy that I only have to consider buying a COD game every 3 years now, because the only time I even consider buying one is if it's made by Infinity Ward.

It is Auburn...

Thug.

Well lit portraits of dead guys?

Is this the japanese version of "Bait Car"? "Bait Wallet"?

Hypothetically, if you sold hot dogs for $1, you would not break even on your hot dog sales when you look at the expense of buying the hot dogs, buns, condiments, trays, cookers, and electricity to heat those hot dogs.