Disaster seems to be an understatement at this point.

I stared at that for a solid 4 minutes trying to figure out what the fuck that meant.

[Points at Bioshock]

"Jesus Christ that was fucking horrible."

Bragging about followers, eh? That's just asking to be unfollowed.

Dude, that's a big dick.

I knew he was going to win... but still found myself screaming "NO, DON'T TURN THAT WAY!!!" multiple times.

"Come here and give me a hug big guy! Ehh??? Come on!!!"

Sweet. With the new annotations feature I cant even read the graphic in question.

What exactly is the point of holding a gun next to somebody's head if they're blindfolded?

Too much product...

"Oh look! That bear fell out of a tree and landed on a trampoline! How amusing Supreme Leader!"

Really?!?!

I have it on PS3 and if it's a separate trophy list I will absolutely buy it on Vita as well.

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But it's not a "Review" because it doesn't give me a big green YES or big red NO...

Should You Read This Review of Reviews?

If Showtime is really going to be making a run for the premiere boxing channel, then god I hope the post-fight interviews stop since they have Jim Gray.

Kotaku: "We need more strong female characters in video games!!"

Pretty simple, Totilo just wants more dong in games. That or fewer breasts. Or less violence. Or more violence?