The Indian who the settlers bought the land off for a handful of beads must have been laughing his head off when they asked him what the property was called. Or maybe he was just reacting to the realisation he had been swindled.

What's wrong with Thatcher? She crushed the whingeing miners.

No, she probably just went 'Meh'.

'Coxsackie' is a *real* place?

'Trouble in paradise?' always works better.

It's a chucklesome little episode - if it was in any other series, it would be an A. And while I do love the ISIS crew, I do wish we'd see them do a little more spying, if only because Sterling's idiot-savant agent is best seen while dodging bullets and giving backchat to Lana.

Precisely, "Morrissey vs Hitler" is the only "Morrissey vs…" meme that would give you pause for thought.

For fucks sake, will you AVC commentators stop using the word 'chops' as shorthand for anything from 'style' to 'boldness' to 'offensiveness' to 'joy. It's not just lazy, it's incredibly dated.

I believe this is called a 'Jewfro' if Judd Apatow is to be believed.

Well, there are actors who, whatever the role, just play variations of themselves over and over again - and do it superbly - like Christopher Walken, Sean Connery and Later Period Pacino; and then there are actors who play *different* people like Meryl Streep, Bryan Cranston and Early Period Pacino. I'd contend that…

Superb film. Made for about ninepence and confirming that those two great 'non-actors' Carradine and Keitel could actually act if anyone would ever give them the chance.

My god, what happened to Andjelica Huston's face? She looks like a Sontaran warrior in drag.

Dude, you've got to work on your comebacks because if that's your idea of a putdown, any average heckler is going to rip you a new one. Seriously, that was flabby.

It's pronounced 'Bla-Ironside'.

'Skids'? Are you suggesting that he hasn't just lost the use of his legs but also his bowels? Actually that could make a pretty good show: 'Irritable Bowle Syndrome; Pete Bowel is a cop who lost the use of his sphincter in a shoot-out. Now he's back - TO TAKE A DUMP ON CRIME!'.

'Skids'? Are you suggesting that he hasn't just lost the use of his legs but also his bowels? Actually that could make a pretty good show: 'Irritable Bowle Syndrome; Pete Bowel is a cop who lost the use of his sphincter in a shoot-out. Now he's back - TO TAKE A DUMP ON CRIME!'.

Can't he rediscover the use of legs in the first two minutes of episode one, thanks to the miracle of inclusiveness?

Can't he rediscover the use of legs in the first two minutes of episode one, thanks to the miracle of inclusiveness?

Well, they've already made him a king, a billionaire and a scientific genius. I can't see the Black Panther ever getting his back broken or becoming an alcoholic or getting fucked up the ass by the Red Skull live on webcam.

Iron-Wood, friend to all the ladies.