Because any douche walking in off the street can be a 'comedian' but 'techs and webmasters' actually have skills.

'Talent'?

Why does his chair have to have wheels? Why can't it have 'squares'? Not all wheels are round-shaped, you know, there are plenty of honest, decent wheels that are oblong-shapes, trapezoids, oval and dodecahedral. Wake up America!

Why does his chair have to have wheels? Why can't it have 'squares'? Not all wheels are round-shaped, you know, there are plenty of honest, decent wheels that are oblong-shapes, trapezoids, oval and dodecahedral. Wake up America!

"…since any low-level employee could potentially be writing a tell-all blog. "

When freewheeling stand-up comedy and comedians are concerned about 'a standard for of legal protection', then you know you're through the bullshit and into a vein of pure, rich douchebaggery.

And meanwhile in celebrity news from another continent…

I think that's about right. The funnier the abuse is, the more loveable the perpetrator. On the other hand, there is something *quite* funny about beating the shit out of the world's most beautiful woman because she threw your car keys down a drain.

It's funny how everybody hates on Chris Brown - and rightly so - and yet gives Charlie Sheen a free ride. I mean, he fucking *shot* his wife.

When comedy shows and comedy festivals have 'non-disclosure agreements' then you know you've hit bullshit.

Isn't the stylistic success of these stories a triumph of the translator rather than the author?

Well, if you'd stop coming back, you wouldn't meet me so often, would you?

Good luck with your movie, Preachy McScarface!

I was only quoting the New York News because it carried a pretty good picture of what Zimmerman looked like after the fight - ie. beaten and bloody with a broken nose. Seriously, look at the picture.

What part of 'Bye' is incomprehensible to you?

"You keep saying 'Bye' but I do not think you understand what it means".

"And for the record, I AM a male. Just to clarify some things."
Then kindly stop trying to beta weasel your way into women's' pants with these fake feminist rants. And for the record I AM a female.

Trayvon was beating the shit out of Zimmerman. The fact that he didn't have a weapon is less material when you consider he was a foot taller and forty pounds heavier.

"George Zimmerman is actually fucking racist though."

"Why the fuck are you rationalizing violence against women?"