You're not worth a new one.

=> David

What about if the woman is a Belsen matron or Myra Hindley about to crush the windpipe of a young orphan and the only way to stop her is to give her a good, hard hook to the gut? What then?

Soon it will destroy itself in some amusing and ridiculous way. You only have to look at the young, inexperienced, over-promoted people in charge of it.

=>  weekandweeksUgh, you weedy little narc.

I agree. With Alien Jesus. Stop trying to close down discussion just because you don't like it, weeks.

I wouldn't go round saying that to people without the anonymity of the internet behind you. In real life you might get knocked the fuck out, and deservedly so.

Claire, some weedy little narc is going around trying to stir up trouble about this quite reasonable and mildly humorous and definitely light comment.

I'll alert the media.

Brilliant satire! Well done!

Nice to see Roseanne underplay herself without losing any of her humour or charisma.

Even though the actual shows started blading out about four seasons ago, John teti was such an excellent reviewer that he stimulated conversation. His replacements just haven't had anything like the style or the wit.

The overall trouble with this team challenge is that it's turning out rather safe, rather bland and very homogeneous stuff.

"Spin is the pre-eminent ping-pong social club in New York…owned by Susan Sarandon'.

Oh, I'm not American.

Jebus, you can't even google ptroperly.

In what respect 'rewarding'? 'Finally boring my way through six hundred pages of meandering sentences and unintelligible description' is not a synonym for 'rewarding'.

Are you referring to the heavy cruiser engaged so pluckily by the brave lads of Harry Harwood's Force G or the Wilhelmine admiral after whom it was named? Any eight year old British schoolboy knows this. For fuck's sake, they made a film about it.

Ugh. Never. Why would anyone want to read James when there is Conrad just a few inches to the left on the shelf?

Everything seems hard to those with no talent.