Cheerfully conceded!

It's also 'Shahbli'. Not 'Sh'bleee'. Though of course, none of us drink Chablis in France any more since Americans took it up. No, nor 'Mrlooooh' either.

Apology accepted.

Surpassed in grinding despair only by 'Pennies from Heaven'.

Surpassed in grinding despair only by 'Pennies from Heaven'.

Not if it impinged on opportunities to show off her perky little tits.

In your catalogue of horrifically scary renditions of happy songs, you forgot Dean Stockwell's version of a 'A Candy Coloured Dreamer Called The Sandman' from 'Blue Velvet'.

Because it's second generation American-German pronounciation.

And Shostakovich, that writer of agit-prop jingles! Another one he missed. Sixty million Russian dead and not these two? What the fuck was Uncle Joe on?

Why don't you google 'Mary Sue Syndrome' and then go to a mirror and give yourself a real nice sharp slap across your flabby chops?

Stupid Stalin. The one intellectual who *was* a traitrous bourgeois gadfly, and he lets him get away!

Oh, wait till you see 'Dancer In The Dark'. You'll reach a whole new level of depression.

Oh, wait till you see 'Dancer In The Dark'. You'll reach a whole new level of depression.

So Jack's horrible mom was a lesbian just like Roseanne's horrible mom was a lesbian in 'Roseanne'? Is that how real writers punish their real moms? By making their fictional versions into lesbians?

Really?

She's very sexy. Her chubby little cheeks would have made her a knockout flapper movie star in the films of the 20s.

So the millionairess Liz Lemon, having married a Hollywood Leading Man, is now going to buy two adorable children? Good for her.

I like it when they're ordered to 'sing one of them nigger songs' and the road crew immediately go into a smooth acapella version of 'I Get A Kick Out of You'.

The end of 40 Year Old Virgin isn't cheesy at all. It's a great and natural climax to the whole film.

Almost any of Cartman's Hate Songs from South Park are the equal of anything from The Simpsons from 'Kyle's Mom's A Big Fat Bitch' to 'In My Water Park'.