It's the Chicago Celebration of Naziness Day and floats are rolling down the street. Cameron is bickering with Sloane about nothing when suddenly he hears a song being dedicated to him over the loudspeaker system. It's Ferris Bueller who's hijacked the Bier Valkyrie float and he begins to lip-sync to Wayne Newtorn's…

Cite your precedent.

Are you *still* stalking your forum enemies, creepy? Who's on your little list today?

"Never expect to make any money on a novel."

'Michael Kenneth Williams'? From the Carry On Films?

Or perhaps you liked it so much you didn't notice.

He has a tiny little rat face atop a body made of balloons full of steroids.

Statham is the Olivier of Double Flying Crane Kicks To The Face While Shooting Backwards.

Are any rapist-murderers actually ever set free 'on a technicality'? Or is that just television?

That's your problem. The sinking ratings of the former and the cancellation of the latter suggests I'm right and you, not so much.

You didn't think so? I got a little tired of all that cocksucking for Obama. Equally, the dramatic emphasis on Liz's personal life which, even though she was so 'ugly', seemed to involve going out with the handsomest men in Hollywood was rather grinding. Oh, and the drama of how she was just an ordinary career woman…

Sure.

Jillian would make a great live action Pam in 'Archer'.

Don't call us 'folks'. It makes us sound like peasants.

Was that a smile? I thought it was a grimace of barely concealed disgust.

They need their own show. Then we can dump the Three Stooges Jr.

Alice is exactly the tired, sweaty, harassed lower-management woman not making her targets whom I think is gorgeous.

I'm sorry but it's not my job to explain the obvious to forum idiots.

'The Day The Clown Cried' is ten thousand times better than 'Life Is Beautiful' and 'Jakob the Liar'.

Pity. You could be making $250k a year proofing textbooks in China now.