Why does my autocorrect not like “Michael”?

“If only he had a gun in his other hand, he could have stopped himself.”

Thank you, Micheal Harriot, for Making Fridays Great Again.

I’m with you. It may be a failure of my imagination, or a product of my own issues, or both, but I can’t understand how people get to the point where the action they go forward with is “this looks like a job for... my dick.” Even when accounting for the bunch of greasy fuckers that get off on the intimidation, there…

Good Luck, Ladies!

You heard me... read...me...

Nah, I actually just let crushing depression keep me from reaching erection. it’s fairly effective.

<Shrugs>

Will an apology be worth anything at this point?

Hell naw! Fuck every bit of that. Not even to save my life. Not even to save ALL your lives.

She’s an adult. If she’s not being taken advantage of, why is this anyone else’s business?

LOL, Ok.

That’s what I never understood about dick pics. Nobody wants surprise penis in any capacity. What the fuck is wrong with people?

He didn’t stab 3 of them with a pocket knife. That’s why he got shot.

I didn’t, but even if she told him she was going to post it, it’s still wrong in my opinion. I didn’t mention it, because I didn’t feel it was relevant. Whether she discussed it with him or not, she still put her kid on the internet, which was my only real problem with the whole situation in the first place.

The more and more you say you don’t like this you become one of those internet shamers that you were so worried about...

You got my vote! Just asking though, what’s your stance on Pumpkin Pie, offensively bland squash confection, or horrible Sweet Potato Pie mimic?

Waitwaitwait, there’s no Florida in the final 4? That’s why the damn seeding system is fucked up!

By the same token, you are also basing your reaction off of your experiences. I’m not saying your experiences aren’t valid. (In my youth I had to worry about the neighborhood “correcting” me in place of my parents if I got out of line, so I do get it.)

I guess he should have just taken it as a compliment /s