Apparently the NYC cops didn't have enough donuts in their bellies and couldn't tell the difference between the guy in the picture and any random guy on the street.

NYC Police: "Think with your brains, not your asses"

I agree, it hurts your brain having to think while drivel is being poured int it.

Jesus man, you could have just used to mute button.

That bike shelf isn't much chop if you have brake and gear cables running under the top tube, which most bikes do. So much for design.

@EL31415: You're most unwelcome.

@DeeDawg: They say they don't overdrive the Cree lamps and I believe them, so I don't think the LEDs are actually generating that much heat. The integral 110/240 to 5 volt transformers is a different story.

@tyler.derden: Thanks for a fact free post. That you think everyone is trying to rip you off is duly noted. That doesn't actually change the facts about these devices. The probably have between 2 and 4 LEDs in each bulb. Seeing as the drivers are low voltage and solid state, I can't see 50K hours being to hard to…

@valdesjon: HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK.

@darn: I'm going with you being an idiot, for oh so many reasons.

@neoelemental: Bah. It's no different to a MBP. By your logic everything that happened in the most of the last decade isn't usable since it was less powerful than what the MBA today. Or are you saying that having a CD drive bestows primary machine status? Really, get a clue.

@Benguin, Czar of Whitenoise: I want one for my living room. Certainly would be a conversation starter.

@Boomdiggity!: I dunno about temporary surpluses, they have it on special every 3 weeks, like clockwork, down from every two weeks a month ago. I buy 30lbs a throw to feed my 2lbs a day habit. God bless cheap chicken meat and God bless America.

@GMorgan: Meh, who cares as long as it's tasty?

@XerxesQados: Tastes like chicken!

@Boomdiggity!: I approve of the whole chicken theory. Fletcher is right, if we kill something we should eat all of it or otherwise use it.

@paulo1: When you can pick up a i7 930 at Micro Center for $200+tax there is no reason not to do this. Why people bother with i5s I will never know.

@ChildoftheHorn: The return policy deserves more detail: if it doesn't work or is damaged then you send it back for free and they immediately (once you notify) send you out a new one, again no charge to you. This is very important since a good percentage of computer components are DOA. I've never had Amazon question…

@masterofTHUMBS: Why don't you just stab their mother? That would learn them.

@Mark 2000: As long as he/she wasn't about to drive, it's fine.