And also Obama recognized there wasn’t enough good intelligence to move ahead. He actually thought about it. Not saying his other go-aheads were always wise, but he evidently thought about it. The fact that military officials are leaking how rash this was lets you know— it was dumb and reckless.

My 80's kid self was so hoping that he would say “O-TAY!!” when he did the gesture at the end.

The only appropriate ring for Ed Sheeran is one dropped into Mount Doom.

That’s the darkest message of horse-related violence since Daniel Radcliffe was going Full Monty on Broadway.

Much, much better than his Urkel pop-and-lock.

He’ll happily play catch with his wife.

Hey Officer Krupke...be a father figure to John Wall and make him stop dancing!!

This silence left the community with only hypotheticals.

Lacked venom. — Michael Jordan

Please run against Elizabeth Warren, Curt. You’ll totally win and do yourself proud!

A: Splice, splice!

That group looks like the final iteration of Zion, whose denizens were so bored and unskilled apart from making earth-tone clothing that the Matrix just didn’t even bother wiping them out.

Ooh we got to see an exposed Detroit.

One of feminism’s long-standing contributions to political and social theory has been resisting the abstraction away from relationships, exposing the Man of Reason— a pure logical individual, who treats the world in abstraction from any emotional attachments— as a destructive fantasy.

Is your nephew in Brazil or something, Hope?

It looks like a timelapse shot of Toad undergoing Michael Jackson’s procedures of the 80's.

It’s the same myopia that many other teams have suffered. As Boston Red Sox fans said back in the day (and now can still ruefully quote), “What would we do with Willie McGee?”

Let’s cut Drexler some slack. He’s had to live the last thirty years as The Guy Who Made Portland Not Draft The Greatest Player In History Which Meant Instead of Rings Portland Had Fuckhead Bill Simmons Pimping “Breaks of the Game” For Goddamn Ever Holy Shit Kill Me

“Did you hear what he CALLED me, Dad?!!! Did you hear that?!!!!!” — Eli Manning

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