“And Leonard gives you an idea of what he can [tries to come up with something clever in .01 seconds, fails, braces for impact of mediocrity] DUNK!”

The judge was convinced when Xian said, “F.A.N.G. is too easy. Let me try to win with Revis.”

Seems like a entitled bro who forgot that Dembele was about 85% of that play.

She is prettier than Duke women, so I hope he doesn’t break up with her.

You hold up three fingers, but say you’re “1.”

Sure it was a vicious use of a switch, but you have to understand...it was a CODE-switch. (sprinkles salt on bell hooks book)

...but there are two me’s in “meme.”

Yes, because Bill Belichick’s stellar career at Wesleyan— not hanging around his dad like a daughter could do— was absolutely pivotal to winning five Super Bowls.

“What’s not working for you?”

Lance considering a return to cycling upon hearing someone got their ass punished.

“He’s in God Mode, folks!”
(Goffin nails Dimitrov’s hands and feet to netpost and closes out third set)

Nothing for me will ever top Larry Brown hiring Danny Manning’s dad to steal him from UNC.

He’d be much better off coaching through discipline and preparation.

I think Westbrook was saying they kinda were fucking, or at least he was climaxing from the exchange?

Tragic Langdon.

“IT IS TIED!” — announcer’s grandpappy, passing out while doing color for a lynching.

He looks like a Doodle Bop

Oh he did a lot of more than kiss the cullahed guhl back in the day.

“But clearly nothing was going on. It’s coming out of a machine”