Ah...my bad, I misinterpreted what you’d written there. I’m an idiot.

He’s actually been running a low grade fever for quite some time. That’s why he looks sort of clammy and dyspeptic lately.

Did he give the rest to his mother?

Just be a good American (assumption, here) and laugh at them like you’re supposed to.

I mean we all have things we do and don’t do, it just amazes me that anyone who when asked to do oral, declines, could even -imagine- they were the best sex ever for the person.

Seems like a bullet dodged :)

I asked a rando hook-up to rate my beejays, and he said B+. Never asked that question again.

it went back to normal! They did this question thing once on midweek madness and i hated it

Please enlighten us all about the wonderful, nonaddictive, benign effects of oxycodone.

This is a Deadspin comments section; any advice provided here is by definition horrible.

You're being trolled... don't dignify their absurdity with a response. I (and anyone else with half a brain cell) understand what you're advising and you're absolutely correct. Don't take them unless you absolutely need them; there is a reason they are classified as addictive and you should NEVER take them just to get…

Don’t tell me that. My wife is on oxy after a C-Section. I’m...not totally comfortable with how well it works.

They do, but people are also really, really stupid.

Highray To The Danger Zone

Are you being intentionally obtuse?

Instead of the national anthem at the podium, they should have played her the song of American Olympic wrestling heroes, it’s true, it’s damn true.

You might be the clueless one buddy. There was a recent article on this very topic: http://quillette.com/2016/01/02/to-…

So you’re saying the whole “I saw something I found desireable but couldn’t have, so I took it by force” aspect of humanity that has been around since our earliest days plays no role in sexual assaults?

Yeah and a lot of other people steal because they want money and they can’t get it another way.

I’m pretty sure rape has at least a little to do with sex...