@Ptarmigan: But what about the gay aborted fetuses of underage chickens! And by that I mean the Incredible, Edible, Egg.

@odinsraven: People like chickens and abortions more than gays?

165 years of solitary would be best - where he can't inflict his abuse on other inmates.

@Alohamaid: Just a dick, I think. He referred to actors as "cattle".

@BlondeGrlz: oh snap! he walks among us.

At least he's not using the canned spray-on hair.

@girlnamedblue: As a human with ears, that made me cringe

Pinch me. No, slap me. I can't fucking believe it.

@debaucherie: My friend had a pet pig named Boris that followed her everywhere. Boris had a Dukes of Hazzard comforter that he loved and he would drag it around the house like a kid with a blanky. Boris played fetch in the yard with a tennis ball, figured out how to open doors, and grunted when he saw other pigs on…

"Do we want chickens to flap their wings?" asks one farmer. "Or do we want to eat?" Gawd, now that you put it that way....Quick! Tie down every chicken on the planet before we all starve to death!

@RocketRockit: When that comes on I scramble for the remote but get so flustered that I can't figure out how to work it - end up just wildly stabbing at the buttons.

@rowaan: Yes, and stories like this just confirm my belief in the inferiority of humans when it comes to using the abilities you were given (in this case; reasoning, and compassion.)

@CrossWord: Right? When I saw that pic I thought I was looking at someone who got beaten up - not had their face eaten off. I think she looks amazing considering all she's been through. Those images of her before the transplant were horrific.

@hatepaperdoll: Yes, and there are reports that she was trying to kill herself with an overdose. Poor little pup. I read somewhere that the woman's daughter took him in.

@Princess Leela: I don't think it's a crime to prefer one person over the other. I don't want Cindy McCain to be herself in the White House; I want her to be a better person. Or if she's going to be herself, be it somewhere else. Preferably somewhere where she will not be quasi-representing the United States.

@BeckySharper: Where I used to work there was a posted dress code - for both sexes. For women it was:

Give me a Michelle Obama/Eleanor Roosevelt/Hilary Clinton over a Cindy McCain/Nancy Reagan/Jacqueline Kennedy first lady any day.

@SisterMaryMartha is ready for 2009.: But she's in character as Deneuve, hence the wig,trench coat, etc. I'm pretty fed up with magazine cover makeovers in general, but in this case I'm such a big fan of both Denueve and Winslet that I think this cover is cool.

I have more of a problem with de-criminalizing johns than with prostitutes. I do think prostitution should be legal, but if San Francisco is the only place outside of Nevada where a person can purchase sex, then they are going to have an increase in tourism that they might not like, not to mention a booming sex…

@Anointynointy: Pointy Birds!