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@sequined: gotcha. my husband and I refer to the 30 minutes of TV after work as "decompressing". His version is Adult Swim recordings, mine is usually CSI. Mindlessness definitely has it's place.

@pandorasmittens: Diamond rickshaw, by de Beers. Because wealth disparity is forever.

@jewess: ristupulous, indeed.

@ladeedah: Ditto. I know this isn't really the place for it, so I always bite my tongue when I see these posts. I have total respect for the editors and commenters, but I just don't understand how anyone could watch these shows. Even just reading posts about them makes me feel as if my soul is seeping out of my

"I do very much identify with [Palin] as someone who has pursued having both a career and a family." Oh, you mean like Joe Biden.

hallelujah!

@BeckySharper: And Hilary wasn't running on a campaign of being a soccer mom, Joe the plumber's neighbor, and someone who's at home with the steel-toed boot wearing working class.

The 6th Beetle

It's like that episode of SATC where Carrie shows up for the photoshoot hung over and late and they end up putting a test shot on the cover.

She made and ass out of you and me when she assumed she was qualified to be vice president.

@caranikosha: didn't someone suggest the term "pube"?

I think it's a faux stain, and there's a tiny faux hole further down. Yes, a faux hole.

I'll never be able to look at Rachel Ray again and not think of Chris Rock wanting to f*ck her arm fat. Thanks Jezebel.

I love those pants! If I had that waistline, I'd totally be wearing them.

I'm dumbfounded by the myriad of Wrong in this situation, but this is what bothers me the most: they did not comply with a state law that says victims must be notified if their rape kits are not processed within a 2-year window. If authorities had made those notifications, the Times reports, the statute of limitations

@CreoleSugar: So, just to recap, her birthday present to herself is to get people to look at her.

@hegemone: That is to say, you didn't percolate on Clive?

@Mama Penguino: Should I have more faith in Faith? One hundred crunches and it's bye-bye last night's candy corn binge!