@braak: I prefer the term, "mentally percolate".

Super - LA's getting another clothing store for over-indulged children. Because Suri needs more places to buy velvet princess dresses.

Sad thing is that so many celebrities claim they got thin "doing Pilates", "walking the dog", or "running after my children" that no one buys it any more. I'm thinking her new body is due to either massive trainer/diet, or Photoshop.

@ASmallTurnip:My mother is a photographer and it's pretty incredible how people will compliment her photographs and then comment that she must have a great camera, as if the camera has much of anything to do with it. True, a good camera with a good lens can capture great detail and depth of field, which is necessary…

The problem I have with PETA is that they fail to understand that humans are animals, too. Exploiting one animal for the benefit of another makes no sense to me. Using naked women to draw attention to animal abuses, suggesting that Ben & Jerry's use human breast milk instead of cow mild - this is just really poor…

@Bananagram: yes, and just when I was wondering if the song was for or against womanizers. She spends so much of the video in stripper-esque outfits, squirming around for him, it's hard to tell where she's going with this...

That has got to be the world's biggest SUV.

I have a feeling that Botox is like lip augmentation - we only notice the ones go too far, so we think the whole thing is crap. In reality, loads of people are getting Botox without looking like zombies.

This picture just proves the old saying, "behind every actor playing a cop is a tiny married woman in a striped shirt and two dudes that are both humored and awe-struck."

@returnofthemac: I'm not sure what that means, but it's hilarious.

@chichi9: I was assuming that the bodyguards were there to keep away the paps - they do like to swarm.

All those guys present quite the wall of meaty manflesh, but I bet none of them could out-sprint a purse snatcher. If I were Beyonce I'd hire ninjas to hide in the trees.

Kelly and Lily Allen both - killing with retro high-fashion look.

Clive Owen in Children of Men. Clive Owen in his birthday suit.

@starfishtat: I'm sorry, but he's mine - all mine. Dirty boy, get over here and tussle with me!

@sarah.not.palin.is.due.in.eight.months: You're my kind of woman.

He listens with his heart...but hears with his penis.

Buh-bye, now. Buh-bye.

So I got like these shiny shift dresses from someplace where people work real cheap, and totally zazzed them up with this hot ruffled collar that's like totally Phyllis Dillar circa 1960-1995, and then to like draw attention away from the uneven hem, I added this totally humongous zipper down the back that you just…

@PopoZão: Oh no, you did not just say "hunk".