thank you. I can't believe anyone is falling for their bulshit victimhood. I don't for a minute buy their excuses- who has a special needs kid and isn't aware of theses issues? No one. They didn't bring a car seat because they're entitled people who expect the world to cater to them. It was pretty clear from her…

She's Amazing Amy.

No fair posting a picture if her in mid-fart.

Good point. I guess they'll have to settle for ball sacks that smell like hot chocolate.

Oh my god! I just Googled "jiz" and found this creepy entry on Urban Dictionary:

Yeah, are they stupid or what? Maybe it's the conceit that their jiz tastes awesome already that's causing them to overlook the obvious benefits of starting with the penis.

I'm half way through season 2 of Party Down on Hulu. I had to start making myself slow down so I could make it last longer. Love that show!

OMG he's way cuter than a purebred.

Wasn't there a news story from Mexico recently about people being duped by someone selling rabbits or rats but saying they were chihuahuas? Maybe Paris should check under the hood.

Amen. And I'd like to throw in a big helping of bad karma to her and her dog-buying ill .

just be sure to close the garage door while you're in there fucking soda bottles

Re: Brangelina honeymoon - Going to take a dissenting stance from what appears to be the comments of a bunch of highs school girls and their 9-year-old brothers and say I love that Angelina wrote an erotic story for Brad and now I'm going to get to watch them act it out.

why the hell is that image so huge?

That's nothing. At Macy's the other day I stepped on the sharp end of one of those security devices. It went straight through my thin sandal and into the bottom of my foot. I screamed in pain. A salesperson came over and when I showed her the pin she said, "Oh, sorry. I'll take that" and then walked off.

I am appreciative of this, I really am. It sets a great example. But I have to wonder how relevant his story is to the overall issue. Couples making this much money can choose to have the husband set aside his career, but most couples don't have this option and won't until women achieve equality in pay and…

Me too. I thought I was going to commiserate with someone about what it's like to work next to someone who insists on eating Greek yogurt with her mouth open, and talking with her mouth full of yogurt...every morning.

I know! It's so obnoxious, bizarre, inappropriate all at the same time. Before I clicked I thought "how could this possibly change my day?"....and then I knew.

God, it's exactly as gross-looking as I imagined.

Ok, but when I was in Junior High School I read an article in Seventeen Magazine about teen idol Tatum O'Neil (yeah, I'm that old) where she said she always put on mascara first so that if she got some on her eyelids her eye shadow wouldn't get messed up. I thank Tatum for that advice every time I wipe mascara off my…

Fellow oily-face here. My eye liner won't even stay on long enough to finish both eyes. Also, foundation just seems to make the wrinkles stand out more. I bet a good moisturizer or primer would help but that's way too much commitment for me. I'm just going to stick to mascara, baby powder, and lipstick.